i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
people who don’t swear make me very uncomfortable
BUT WHAT IF MERMAIDS HOLD HANDS LIKE OTTERS WHEN THEY SLEEP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER?
I always wondered why university and college students were always drinking coffee until I actually became a university student and realized coffee is the only thing I can afford