1. failnation:

My brother recently bought a house from a gay man, he’s excited that his new shower has a foot cleaner….little does he know it’s an anal douche rod.http://failnation.tumblr.com

    failnation:

    My brother recently bought a house from a gay man, he’s excited that his new shower has a foot cleaner….little does he know it’s an anal douche rod.
    http://failnation.tumblr.com

  2. failnation:

To the guy with the girlfriend who’s picky about her pillows: Here’s my pillow strategy after a few years of marriage.http://failnation.tumblr.com

    failnation:

    To the guy with the girlfriend who’s picky about her pillows: Here’s my pillow strategy after a few years of marriage.
    http://failnation.tumblr.com

  3. l4dyboner:

i wish i had a balcony or a big wrap around porch so i could do this ugh

    l4dyboner:

    i wish i had a balcony or a big wrap around porch so i could do this ugh

    (Source: egbudiwe, via fairytalesarefullofshittttttt)

  4. dirtyberd:

If you don’t think human bodies are art you are so fucking wrong

    dirtyberd:

    If you don’t think human bodies are art you are so fucking wrong

    (Source: bloodoftheyoung, via porcelaintongues)

  5. failnation:

What my wife said when I caught her on Reddit at 3amhttp://failnation.tumblr.com

    failnation:

    What my wife said when I caught her on Reddit at 3am
    http://failnation.tumblr.com

  6. minimalyzed:

    replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

    (via lightdrizzledhurricane)

  7. (Source: zalachenkos, via cro0ked-smile)

  8. undawns:

itsachocolatemilkpartythingy:

just casually bringing this back because michael’s pick up lines are the best

I don’t get it, someone help? x

    undawns:

    itsachocolatemilkpartythingy:

    just casually bringing this back because michael’s pick up lines are the best

    I don’t get it, someone help? x

    (Source: clifforton, via youreluckyenough)

  9. pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

    pizzapriince:

    following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

    (Source: stressingly, via youreluckyenough)

  10. blindedoverthis:

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